Crazy hearts

The cover for Eldritch Embraces, which includes my story “The Lengths That He Would Go To”, has been revealed! Just look at this lovestruck Cthulhu and tell me you don’t get goosebumps.

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The book is scheduled to be published in mid-February 2016, but anticipation is already building. The fundraiser for the anthology (which I explained at length in this post) is still going on, but only for thirteen more days! You can support Eldritch Embraces on Indiegogo by clicking that link and pre-ordering the book, or opting for a larger donation with commensurate rewards.

Don’t miss out! Embrace the alluring mixture of romance and cosmic madness! Reserve your copy now! Or, you know, go see Star Wars, but then after that go ahead and reserve your copy.

Jingle Bell Ruckus

Word on the street is that you can score an electronic copy of the PulpWork Christmas Special, 2015 Edition, for free between December 15th and December 19th.

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Why would you want to do this? Well, there’s a brand new story of mine in there, featuring everybody’s favorite lapsed druid private eye, Kellan Oakes. But even if woodland lore noir isn’t your bag, there are other goodies between the covers as well: a super hero story by Russ Anderson, a Royal Occultist adventure by Josh Reynolds, a Gantlet Brothers tale by Joel Jenkins, and more!

Get yours here: PulpWork Christmas Special 2015 and happy holidays!

Amores shoggoths

This one is going to take a little explaining.

Earlier this year I wrote a story, and I’ll tell the story-behind-the-story some other time, but after being rejected by one anthology it was ultimately accepted for another. That anthology, Eldritch Embraces, will be published in February 2016 by Dragon’s Roost Press. It’s a collection of stories with a dual theme: every tale is a romance of some kind, and every tale draws on the Cthulhu mythos of unearthly monstrosities originally created by H.P. Lovecraft. As the tag line for the anthology says, it’s “Putting The Love Back In Lovecraft”.

DRP, like basically all of the houses kind enough to accept my work, is a small business constrained by the realities of all the expenses associated with bringing new physical books into the world. So DRP is attempting to cover the publication costs via an Indiegogo fundraiser. You can check it out here: Eldritch Embraces on Indiegogo. And of course I urge you to do so! I can give you several good reasons to consider it:

1. If you want to support me, personally, as a writer, the best material way to do so is to buy the books my works appear in. I could wait until Eldritch Embraces is published, and then direct you to the places where you could order it (and make no mistake, come February I will do exactly that), but you can also pre-order the book via the Indiegogo campaign by pledging a certain amount or above. ($15 to pre-order a digital copy, $25 for the paperback.) Moreover, as long as I’m putting all my cards on the table, the more money that gets raised via Indiegogo, the more I will end up getting paid for my story. I submitted the story with an understanding of what the minimum amount I’d get paid would be, and I’m perfectly happy with that. But I’d be a big stinky liar if I denied how great it would be to wind up at a higher level of compensation.

2. If you want to support smaller independent publishing, this is a very concrete way to do that. I’m not going to cast this as an us-vs-them moral issue, where Amazon is evil and will eventually control what we’re all allowed to read and the micropresses are the last line of defense for freedom of thought. I am content to live in a world that has both Amazon and micropresses in it, and I do believe they can co-exist. But Amazon will keep on chugging basically no matter what, while micropresses hang by a thread. So if you want to throw some monetary support toward the underdog, please do.

3. If you want to get some cool swag, there are some fairly awesome perks and rewards built into the tiered donation structure of this particular campaign, from coffee mugs and t-shirts to custom art to editing services. The more you give the more you get, quite literally.

4. If you want to support a worthy charitable cause, beyond the earnings of a writer and the economics of a small publisher, then this is for you, too! Assuming you see the rescue of shelter animals as a worthy charitable cause. The publisher has chosen to donate a portion of the proceeds of all sales to the Last Day Dog Rescue Organization, a volunteer group which saves dogs from high kill shelters. The more money raised on Indiegogo, the more distribution channels for the book the publisher can make use of, and more distribution means more sales means more donations to Last Day. I provided a link to the charity because if this is the only point that pushes a button for you and if you’d rather give money directly to the rescue organization, of course I don’t begrudge you that in the slightest.

At this point, you may be wondering what the connection is between Eldritch Embraces and rescuing animals from shelters. And I would love to be able to blow your mind but the fact is there really isn’t one. The publisher decided he wanted to publish an anthology of Lovecraftian love stories. The publisher also decided he wanted to support Last Day. It’s his publishing house so he made it all happen and here we are.

So that’s my pitch. If you can support the Indiegogo campaign, fantastic and thanks in advance. If you prefer to wait for the retail release, I hope you enjoy it then. And if you have no interest whatsoever in my latest fiction offering, I’m not sure how exactly you got to my website or why you bothered reading all the way to the end of this post specifically, but I appreciate your time all the same.

* Regarding the title of this post: “Amores perros” is a Mexican thriller, the title of which translates to “Love’s a bitch”. Shoggoths are terrible, indescribable things from Lovecraft’s “At the Mountains of Madness”, among other works. My love story in Eldritch Embraces involves a shoggoth. The more you know!

Sympathy for the diabolical

I just received the cover image for the next anthology I will have a story published in, Under a Dark Sign from WolfSinger Publications. Since the message came complete with instructions to feel free to begin promoting, I’m happy to unveil it here:

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My story, “Rendered by her Deeds”, begins in familiar fairy tale territory, with a wicked queen and her ruthless schemes. I’d like to think I managed to push it in a more interesting direction, exploring how real power comes not from winning a game but from re-writing the rules. You’ll have to judge for yourselves when the book, in keeping with its villainous theme, is released on Halloween. (Advance copies will be available at MileHiCon if you simply can’t wait and happen to be in or near Denver.)

I do want to note that the cover reveal for Under a Dark Sign marks my third consecutive specfic volume with a hooded, cloaked figure on the cover, including King of Ages:

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and Twice Upon a Time:

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Must be a thing.

Hail to the King

The new Arthuriana anthology from Uffda Press, King of Ages, which includes my Merlin-centric story “The Breaking Dawn”, is now available for purchase in Kindle and paperback formats. Seeing as I was born in Hartford, I do believe this officially makes me a Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur’s Court. (These are the jokes, folks!) I will turn it over to the official press release here:

A fresh take on a legendary tale, this anthology of thirteen short stories is a testament to just how eternal and timeless the story of King Arthur truly is.

One recurring aspect of Arthurian literature is the notion that he will one day return as a messiah to save his people. Another hallmark of the King Arthur legend is that Merlin — wizard, prophet, and Arthur’s most trusted advisor — lives backwards through time. What if Merlin was actually advising multiple reincarnations of King Arthur during various points, and places, in time and history? And what if this all began at the end of time?

King of Ages is an anthology like no other, showcasing stories that re-imagine King Arthur at several points in history, from the end of days all the way to the beginning of mankind.

Featuring thirteen all-new stories by

Paola K. Amaras • Patrick S. Baker • Josh Brown • Dale W. Glaser • Doug Goodman • Joanna Michal Hoyt • Philip Kuan • David W. Landrum • P. Andrew Miller • Mike Morgan • Alex Ness • C.A. Rowland • David Wiley

“A wonderful collection of short stories, with many vivid imaginings of different Merlins and Arthurs across space and time. A must read for fans of the Arthurian legend, as well as anyone who loves good story.”

— Katherine Sparrow, author of The Fay Morgan Chronicles

Get yourself a copy and enjoy!

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Plumbing the depths

Every writer has a stand-out grammatical pet peeve, and here’s mine: people thinking the past tense of “lead” is “lead”.

I mean, don’t get me wrong, I get it. The English language is incredibly inconsistent and full of pitfalls like this. And I completely get why this particular error is so easy to commit:

There’s the fact that the verb “to read” is one of the first we all learn. In the present (or infinitive) tense, as in “I need you to read me this book”, need/read rhyme. In the past tense, as in “I tucked him into bed and read him a story”, bed/read rhyme. The word doesn’t change spelling, it only changes pronunciation. And since “lead” is spelled the same except for the first letter, it must follow the same rule, right? Same spelling, different pronunciation based on tense.

Except no. The past tense of “lead” is “led”. Which I suppose to a lot of people seems wrong. If you change “read” to “red” then you’re talking about something completely unrelated.

Also complicating things is the fact that “lead” pronounced exactly like “led” is a real word, as in the metallic element, and fairly commonly used as well. So, again, all sorts of opportunities for confusion.

Why does this particular mix-up grind my gears more than any other? I have no idea. Maybe it’s because I feel like if I can get it straight in my head, everyone else should be able to, too. Maybe it’s because of that old Encyclopedia Brown story where the solution hinged on some kid trying to bluff that “misled” was the past tense of “misle” instead of “mislead”. Maybe it’s blue car syndrome, where I feel like I see it constantly, including in professional publications and not just casual correspondence.

The weird thing is, deep down I’m really not a prescriptivist. The fact that the English language is constantly evolving is something I genuinely love about it, a feature, not a bug. And the more I see “lead” in past tense usage, the more I know we’re getting closer and closer to dictionaries officially recognizing that as an acceptable, alternate spelling. So I’m not going to mount a campaign against it or anything. But it will always be one of those little things that make me do a double-take.