Nostalgia is a hell of a drug

I’m happy to announce that my short story “P.E.T.E.” has been accepted to appear in the Horror Over the Handlebars anthology, coming this summer from Transformations by Obsidian Butterfly LLC!

The theme of the anthology is 80’s and 90’s nostalgia horror, specifically hearkening back to the “kids on bikes” coming-of-age genre immortalized in such classics as E.T., The Goonies, and more. Weirdly enough, I had written “P.E.T.E.” in response to a similarly-themed anthology call at a completely different publisher, but never heard back on it. I’m very glad a second chance came along and that the story found a home.

If the title of the story doesn’t make it obvious, my tale is a pastiche of D.A.R.Y.L., a movie from my misspent youth about government experiments with lifelike robots, and also little league. Of course my take on the source material goes a bit darker, but to find out how much, you’ll have to pick up your own copy of the anthology. Release details will be shared when available!

Trifecta

I’m pleased to announce that my short story “Abandonment and Possession” has been accepted to appear in Sidearm & Sorcery Volume Three, coming later this year. The contract has been signed, so let the word go out! This will be the eleventh Kellan Oakes story I’ve had published, bringing us yet another step closer to the inevitable Kellan Oakes Omnibus! Of course I’m always pleased to announce a short story sale, particularly when it extends the long chain of Kellan Oakes’s adventures, but this instance is particularly gratifying for another reason.

I’ve brought it up many times before, but at the risk of wearing the anecdote out, my career as a published short story writer begins with a piece of short experimental fiction in an anthology titled How the West Was Weird v. 2. A small group of writers, some of whom I knew through various internet fandom spaces, brought How the West Was Weird into the world, and when they decided to proceed with a second volume, their goal was to make something even bigger and better. So one of those acquaintances reached out to me, and in a stroke of great luck I already had a story in reserve that fit the weird west theme. I sent “The Demon Wrestler” to the editor, he accepted it, and the story saw print.

When discussion inevitably turned to a potential third volume in the How the West Was Weird series, I was looped in from the beginning. I wrote a new story from scratch, and once again earned a place in the anthology’s table of contents. That proved to be the final installment, but by then I had gotten into a more productive writing routine, earned another acceptance at a completely different publisher, and indicated my interest in a different series with the How the West Was Weird publisher. That series was the PulpWork Holiday Specials, my first contribution to which was the very first Kellan Oakes story, so not only is this my origin story for short fiction publishing in general, it’s more or less the druid private eye’s instigation point as well.

My one regret, if that’s even the right word, was always that the stars hadn’t aligned for me to be a part of the first volume of How the West Was Weird. If I had been, I could have appeared in every volume of the trilogy, and that would have been a nice accomplishment in and of itself. Human beings love patterns, repetitions, and things that come in threes, and I’m no exception to the allure.

So my happiness at the latest Kellan Oakes story finding a home is all the greater because it marks my first complete anthology trilogy, lo these thirteen or so years after I chanced sideways into a volume two. I should add that I have no insight into the S&S publisher’s intentions for the series. There may be a Volume Four someday, or more, and I will happily continue writing and submitting Kellan Oakes stories for as long as the opportunity presents itself. But for now, I’m deeply content to have a footprint in the first three volumes, come what may.

Still kicking

I have been remiss, and I heartily apologize. On the one hand, I have not updated this blog at all since last fall, which is perhaps unsurprising given that so much of my mental energy was devoted in the early part of the year to preparations for the publication of Assorted Malignancies, leaving little in the tank for follow-ups. But at the same time, it’s unlike me, and far from my intentions, to maintain radio silence for so long.

And on the other hand, it’s not as though there were absolutely no news to report after the release of my first horror collection. Not one but two issues of Weird Fiction Quarterly were published, one for Halloween 2023 and one for Winter ’23-’24. And that means I had not two, but three flash fiction stories inflicted upon the world, since the Halloween edition was double-sized, with two contributions per author.

SHUDDER at the fate of a party-goer with a bit too much pride in his Halloween costume in “Soul Burden”! THRILL to the exploits of a farm community reckoning with supernaturally altered cycles of nature in “When the Fields Lie Heavy in Autumn”! FACE IF YOU DARE the ways by which monsters seek to win hearts and minds in “Love and Fear”! All available now, right here!

Mal, Lingering

ASSORTED MALIGNANCIES has been available in various formats and markets for a few moons now, and of course will continue in that state for a good long while yet to come. I bring this up here and now because my publisher, Lycan Valley Press, is having a special Friday the 13th sale right now! Oh lucky day!

Visit my author page at LVP, follow the PURCHASE link to the publisher’s store, and at checkout enter the code FRIDAY13 to receive 13% off the regular price. Treat yourself!

For public consumption

Here’s yet another first for me, as an author: I’ve requested that my debut collection ASSORTED MALIGNANCIES be put in circulation in the local public library system. I filled out the paperwork, and they asked me to provide a physical copy of the book so that, if approved, they can shelve it with other local authors.

I included a few promotional postcards because the online form referenced that it was permitted to do so, and my publisher hooked me up with them, so why the heck not. Fingers crossed that I’ll be accepted and, who knows, maybe some unsuspecting yet inquisitive youth will check out my book and be inspired to unleash their own nightmares on the world a few decades hence.

If you don’t live close enough to me to have library access to ASSORTED MALIGNANCIES, you can always buy yourself a copy at any of the sites linked in this post!

Our name is LEGION

Something very cool is happening right now over at IndieGogo:

Ten independent publishers of (mostly) horror have come together to offer deeply discounted bundles from their back catalogs. More importantly, proceeds from this combined mega-sale will go towards keeping a small press publisher afloat first and foremost, while funds raised exceeding the initial goal will be a rising tide that lifts all boats, helping all of the Legion to not just survive but thrive.

If you believe in independent publishers like I do, and want to support this good cause, head over there right now and get yourself something!

Of course I would be remiss if I didn’t point out that one of the bundles includes my latest collection, Assorted Malignancies! You can get the ebook AND audiobook plus three more titles in those formats from other lovely and talented LVP authors if you select the Four Lycan Valley Collections option. Support me and the independent presses in one economical swoop!

Happy Malignancies Day!

Today is release day for my debut short horror collection, ASSORTED MALIGNANCIES! Here is the book trailer produced by my incomparable publisher, Lycan Valley Press!

Sorry my free website won’t allow embedded video, click on the link above to get to YouTube.

For a short while you will still be able to get the pre-order package through LVP, but you can also grab the terrifying tome itself from booksellers everywhere! And please don’t forget, once you’ve survived the reading experience, to leave ratings and reviews in whatever literary spaces you frequent!

Lycan Valley Press – link to my author page where you can buy Assorted Malignancies directly (support indie publishers!), as well as other LVP anthologies which each include a story of mine not found in Assorted Malignancies!

Bookshop.org

Thriftbooks

Nowhere Bookshop

Barnes & Noble

Amazon

That’s a circle that turns ’round upon itself

I don’t always post to acknowledge the anniversary of the establishment of this blog. But sometimes I do, and this is one of those sometimes! Eight years ago today I staked out a spot on the internet to collect announcements and links to my writing projects and random thoughts about storytelling and such.

As always, such a moment prompts a certain amount of reflection and appreciation. I’m glad I’ve been able to keep up with the writing, and that this blog didn’t become a slightly embarrassing blip about three or four stories I managed to get out there almost a decade ago before getting distracted and/or giving up. I’m deeply grateful to all the editors and publishers I’ve had the pleasure of working with along the way (especially Lycan Valley Press, bringing forth ASSORTED MALIGNANCIES in just like a week and a half, pre-ordering still available!).

And I’m especially thankful for all of you who have come along for the ride, checking out my mind missives whether in the form of these blog posts or my anthology appearances. Here’s to much more to come in the future!

Return to the cheap seats

A few years ago I posted a gathering of all the online places where you could read tales of mine gratis. Since then a few more have become available, and sadly some have become defunct, so here now is the current directory of my free stories:

A couple of Halloween stories at Lycan Valley Press, Old Cobwebs for New and Unwanted Visitors

An Excerpt from the 2022-2023 Molitor University Course Catalog at Archive of the Odd

The Dying Desert Moon at Crimson Streets (the site seems to be having some formatting issues but the full story text is there!)

Red Screamy at Electric Spec

Please enjoy!